From my observations (me not him) and because it appears the majority of clever buggers seem to be of the opinion if a web page consists of images, search engines can not read it. Subsequently can not rank it, therefore I have in what will most likely be a futile attempt to give MR GOOGLE'S spiders & robots something to digest, initially I heeded the advice dished out willy-nilly most of which was more than likely written my some moron that copied and pasted it fron who knows where. However once published it was all over the place like a dogs breakfast or a mad womans ..hit consequently as I have also frequently used a few non web safe fonts a considerable amount of text has been published as an image, and I will worry about the consequences if they ever become a issue.
In bob book 03 one of my shepherds frequently referred to some, as being a monkeys uncle & with what I have seen and experienced over the years since I now am convinced that perhaps he was right.
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Hence while most fonts I have used remain visibly the same in converting it to a image the appearance of it changes, in addition it appears during publishing of the non imaged text to the web it expands slightly leaving Bounce peeing on the wrong word, I have used both the carrot and the stick but what ever I do I can not get him to move with the text as he does on microsoft word. Therefore if some clever bugger educated or otherwise could tell me how to sort this problem other than shortening the amount of text in the text box, I would be grateful and will send him / her a password to download any e-book of their choice from bobsbooks.co.nz.
However the more you read about search engine optimization and all the other dramas it seems whatever I do, a non academic, it most likely will make no difference what so bloody .ucking ever, because I am convinced that some .astards are with one hand creating all that's wrong with the internet while with the one hand half-pie telling us now to fix them, knowing fullwell we will probaly make them worse then have to employ some clever bugger.
80 bloody years 'shit O bloody dear' !
It's not just Bounce that has found his way into all my books & websites, so if you are wondering what the dogs are about, and if you are looking for a account of some thing that has actually happened, (non-fiction)the real deal something that some bugger has actually done, and not some egoistic actor that wants to be something its not, click FLY and she will get you https://bobsbooks.co.nz and there you will find a account of my life's doings along with most of the dogs and vehicles that have accompanied me through my now almost 80 years.
There was nothing political correct about life when I was younger so there is nothing political correct about my writing and as farm dogs have always been part of my past some have been given something useful to do, with BOUNCE being responsible for the editing of none PC words. Consequently you will be seeing quite a bit of him, a once real huntaway, with his unique way of censoring swearing. Which incidentally must strike him as being weird as that was all he had ever heard in his entire life.
I quickly discovered that she had worked at an Elderly Care Facility there and was nursing old Bob Griffin, the son part of Griffins & Son at the time of his death a year or so previous to our conversation. I have never believed in coincidences! Because I am a believer all right, but in what I am not entirely sure, but that belief has obviously influenced my world veiw and must show in my writing. Furthermore I do realize much of what I have articulated in this synopsis of this particular website may not appear relevant to it, but it will help you understand why my writing comes across as it does and why my view of the world is most likely different from yours. More so if you are part of what is considered to be the normal majority. In this sentence there are a couple of examples has to how he treats any words he has found offensive, although having said that, after .ucking spending all his life in my company there really is only a couple the poor .astard would consider inappropriate when speaking to any person of unknown character or upbringing although today I imagine that would be buggeral. While any explanation about the dogs place on this site is relevant to the site and can't be termed a transgression especially this page (this page being this carousel) any mention of a rabbit is not relevant so is a transgression from the subject. In all my writing I frequently transgress (what a friend told me is known as going down rabbit holes) so I have used the image of a rabbit or as above a rabbit burrow to mark the start & end of the transgression or superimposed the text over one, as I have done here. Whenever you see the pigeon as in the image bottom right you can take it as a given that it will deliver a message for you unless a caption says otherwise.